So, my woman is FINALLY home at a decent hour, and does she update the blog for me? No! She made me wait! Like eating dinner, paying bills, and relaxing are more important! I've finally cornered her to do my bidding.
As you may recall, I won
Skeezix the Cat's guess the 1000th post contest last week. My prizes include zealies on
Catster, sponsorship of a cat at
Best Friends Animal Sanctuary in my name, and an
Amazon.com gift certificate. Thanks to Skeezix and a little luck, I finally have the wealth, power, and fame I've always wanted.
I quickly chose
Omaha to receive my sponsorship. She has my good looks and a healthy distrust of humans. I *like* this cat!
Finally, there's the gift certificate. I live modestly; my needs are few. However, one item has been on my mind since I first learned that I won:
Victor Repellent.
If ANYONE carries such a thing, it's Amazon.com. Here are my search results; items 5 and 6 look promising :
But here's the best item of all:
