Amazon Felines on the Moon

So, my woman is FINALLY home at a decent hour, and does she update the blog for me? No! She made me wait! Like eating dinner, paying bills, and relaxing are more important! I've finally cornered her to do my bidding.

As you may recall, I won Skeezix the Cat's guess the 1000th post contest last week. My prizes include zealies on Catster, sponsorship of a cat at Best Friends Animal Sanctuary in my name, and an Amazon.com gift certificate. Thanks to Skeezix and a little luck, I finally have the wealth, power, and fame I've always wanted.

I quickly chose Omaha to receive my sponsorship. She has my good looks and a healthy distrust of humans. I *like* this cat!

Finally, there's the gift certificate. I live modestly; my needs are few. However, one item has been on my mind since I first learned that I won:
Victor Repellent.
If ANYONE carries such a thing, it's Amazon.com. Here are my search results; items 5 and 6 look promising :

But here's the best item of all:

I Rock (of course)

I, Bonnie Underfoot, have been nominated for the Rockin' Girl Blogger award no less than four times. In other words, I *rock*. Purr, purr.

I was nominated by Momma Grace, dear Chase's sisfur Kaze, Karen Jo, and Marie the Defender. You ALL rock!

Here's a picture I like, where you can see me blogging.



Now, to tag 5 more... Let's see, so many Rockin' Girl Bloggers out there and so many already tagged...
Ah! I know! 5 Cat Style and The Flyer, two sisters who ROCK with their love of felines.
Ayla the Grump. I *love* her cattitude! She's an inspiration to me.
Ok, so I can get back to my nap sooner, I'm nominating all four girls in the Big Piney Woods! Mittens, Patches, Mistrie Rose, and Precious, you ALL rock! You are beautiful, kind, and wise, and you clearly have Mom Toni wrapped around your paws.

I have decided to retake more of my home. My man has been unwell and sleeping a lot, so in order to stay near him, I have "discovered" the cat cup in the bedroom. It's quite comfortable, really. I also found a lovely blanket in the living room after July 4 that has an interesting scent of grass and outdoors. These places are comfortable, defensible, and allow me to snoopervise my home without so much contact with you-know-who. And he stepped on another brownie. That's 3 now.



Update: I've just won Skeezix the Cat's 1,000th Post contest! Me! I'm terribly excited. I need to choose a cat to sponsor at Best Friends Animal Society... I need to have the woman add the badge to my blog along with my Rockin' Blogger badge... and I need to start an Amazon wish list just for ME. I wonder if they sell Victor Repellent? Well, it certainly is MY day! Maybe I'll even let my woman rub my belly. Oh, and SKEEZIX ROCKS!

Spoiled Brat

Bonnie: Victor is spoiled. It was his birthday last week, and my woman stayed home ALL DAY with him. He got a whole can of stinky goodness all to himself. The House of the (Mostly) Black Cats gave him a bag and toys and treats. Then a box came from the Siamese Rescue Store. No, not a Siamese cat (thank Bast). I smelled... catnip!

As Victor dug into the box, I read the packing slip... It's from Skeezix!

Soon, the air was full of the wondrous smell of premium catnip.

I admit, we got a little high and maybe a little silly.

At least Victor offered to share. He loaned me his... banana?



Victor: My turn! Hey, a big FANK YOU to all the (mostly) Black Cats. And Skeezix, fank you so much fur all the goodies fur my purrthday! We's ofurwhelmed!