Mearrr Like a Pirate

Mearrrrrr! Ahoy, tis I, Villanious Victor Rackofham! Avast, ye landlubbers! Hand ofur da treasure or we'll make you walk da plank! ::spin::

What tis THIS? Gold dabloons? I demand TREASURE!

Ah, that be more like it, matey! The last scurvy dog who laid a paw on me treasure, well, him went to Davey Jones' Locker.

An what mews of me first mate, Notorious Nina Redclaws? No bacteriarrrrrr can keep a good, er, bad pirate down fur long! We made port an found us a healer what noes the magic voodoo of Aunty Biotics. A drop of mojo in 'er ear twice a day an she'll be floggin yon lazy wenches again in no time atoll. Arrrr!

Tis Dread Pirate Blogger!

Arrr! Yon Dread Pirate Blogger, the scurvy seadog, won't grant us parlay to add a picture to yon prior post! Arrrr!

Here it be, mateys.



Me heartie Pirate Pepi found this here picture treasure and agreed to split the booty. Arrr! Keep ye friends close, an yer enemies closer! Wait, what enemies? I don't have any enemies, do I?

Arrr! Tis Meow like a Pirate Day!

Ahoy, me hearties! I've been sailing through some rough waters this here day. All I wants is to nab fortywinks.
Victor?
Beggin' yur pardon?
Victor, what are you doing?
What's it ye be wantin' lassie?
Are you still squinting?
Nay!
Take off the eye patch... Now let me see your eyes.
It's like th' sky is raining gold doubloons!
You ARE squinting!
Ye're an itch in me ear, wench.
Oh, Victor! The infection is in the other eye now, isn't it!
Spare me! Arr! Belay what!
::sigh:: How be ye doing? Ye're a fright, wharf rat.
Sheath yer weapon! Arrr! Know ye where a buccaneer may drop anchor for a time?
On me lead, we shall press gang yon landlubber to fix ye up.
I'll not visit the sawbones again!
Oh yes you will!
Aye, I yield, me matey.



Explanation: Victor's right eye was almost all better when the infection spread to his left eye. And he's getting more difficult to medicate. Back to the vet this weekend! Arrrrrgh.

Double-Dare

We missed the first IDYA from Karl and Anastasia at The Cat Realm. I'm just not eager to wear hair that isn't my own.
IDYA #2 was to find a NOMSS friend... If it's not too late, we found one! I'm one of Chase's Charmers, so we talked about becoming friends with his REALLY big sister, Snap the horse! As suburban cats, we've never met a horse before, but my mother was a barn cat.


We exchanged email with Snap, so here's her introduction in her words.
Straight from the horse's mouth!
Groan!

Hello felines, I hope that you smell nice because I really like to snuzzle the barn cats. It's kind of fun to make them walk away while I blow on them, I think they smell interesting. Lets see... I am a 6 year old mare (girl) and I am a chestnut (red head) Thoroughbred. I have a white star and stripe on my face but other than that I'm all one color, I'm a darker "liver" color.
I used to be a racehorse but I hated that. People wanted me to work too hard for too long and I liked to give a burst of speed but not keep it up. I am the "Boss Mare" of my field which means I'm in charge of the rest of my 15 fieldmates. They look to me for guidance and I tell them when to kiss-off. I put my ears back to warn horses and people to back off. My name is Make it Snappy (Snap for short) and my racing name was KTM Sparkler. I snap at the air when I'm mad. I clack my teeth together and pin my ears and make nasty faces when I don't like something. Oh, and I swish my tail. I think Bonnie and I have a lot in common. I don't like to be touched unless its on my face and then I love hugs and pets.
I LOVE FOOD. Any kind of food. I like carrots, apples, coffee, candy, watermelon, cereal, you name it - I eat it. I like when the Woman rides me because she's smart and knows that you can't make me do something, it has to be my idea. If I'm in pain, I'll tell you all about it and refuse to put one hoof forward. I'm very reliable and dependable though, I would never hurt my rider and I feel the need to take care of my rider and any other horses around me. I think I'd be a good mother. I'm also a terrible flirt. When I come into heat (they don't fix girl horses, just boys) I make it quite known that I'm very interested in ANY thing/one/object that might... ahem... satisfy me.
So that's me. Now leave me alone and let me eat my grass. Unless you have a treat, then I'll look the most innocent sweet angel and do whatever you want. :) Treat???? Please????

- Snap

Sounds like she knows her mind! I admire that in a female friend.

And she likes treats! ::spin:: I unnerstand that! So Snap is our furry BIG NOMSS friend. Our mom loves horses an rided them fur 4 years, but never owned one. She says it takes lotsa green papers.

I'll bet horses don't get wrapped in blankets and stuffed into PTUs to see the vet!

Now we have Anastasia's last dare. Poor Anastasia! This challenge should appeal to me in particular, as it involves an element of... revenge. So many cats have been forced to appear on their blogs dressed in uncomfortable and silly outfits! Some cats enjoy dressing up; that's fine, but for those of us who do NOT like it, this is a chance to get even.

We asked Mom an Dad if they'd dress up, but they didn't wanna. The boy, howefur, was quite happy to pose in hims howloween costume! We present Our Boy as... A Software Pirate!


Very scary. See the pens in his geeky pocket? And he's offering fake OEM copies of popular software titles. Weird. So, that's our IDYA#3 entry.
I wonner if he knows DP Blogger?

Avast Ye!

Ahoy, me mateys!

Tis I, Villainous Victor, terror of the high seas.

Hand o'er the Temptations, or find yeself in Davey Jones' locker, ye landlubber! Savvy?

ARRRGHHHH!

Or would ye join me pirate crew?

Avast, ye varmint!

They call me Bloody Bonnie the Brave.

Arrr, you call this food? Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Cross me an ye'll walk the plank!

Arrrrrrghhhhh!


Ahoy! Cap'n Victor has been invited to another blog for the day! The Kitten Channel! Arrr!

Arrrrrgh!

Victor's pirate name is:

Bloody Jack Rackham

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.part of the fidius.org network