Meow Like a Pirate Day

Mearrrrr! Tis bin a full four seasons since we last meowed like pirates! Tis high time we set sail agin! Cats all round Madison's lakes will shake wif fear at the names, Villainous Victor Rackofham and Notorious Nina Redclaws!

See here? Me first mate be guardin our treasure! Ai would not cross her if you noes what's good fer ya. Who wants to share a bunk wif this dangerous young lass?

Piratin be bout more than just sailin, bunkin, an guardin treasure! Ai, we won a dangerous fite jes the ofur day. Ai single-pawed took out 3 meese an a bear! Arrrrrr! Nefur turn yur back on them Canadian meese.

Aye, twas quite a brawl, but in the end, ai saved me pirate booty!

Meeearrrrrrr!

Mearrr Like a Pirate

Mearrrrrr! Ahoy, tis I, Villanious Victor Rackofham! Avast, ye landlubbers! Hand ofur da treasure or we'll make you walk da plank! ::spin::

What tis THIS? Gold dabloons? I demand TREASURE!

Ah, that be more like it, matey! The last scurvy dog who laid a paw on me treasure, well, him went to Davey Jones' Locker.

An what mews of me first mate, Notorious Nina Redclaws? No bacteriarrrrrr can keep a good, er, bad pirate down fur long! We made port an found us a healer what noes the magic voodoo of Aunty Biotics. A drop of mojo in 'er ear twice a day an she'll be floggin yon lazy wenches again in no time atoll. Arrrr!