I was minding my own business, jumping into the boy's chair for a nice, quiet nap. All of a sudden, my paws were attacked from below! So I swatted and growled and hissed, but the monster wouldn't leave my poor toes alone! When I realized it was Victor, I gave him a few good smacks on the face, and he stopped. Then he sat in my man's chair and dared to stare at me. Well, I gave HIM a good staring right back. The nerve of him, attacking me from under the table! My woman was there and didn't do anyfing. Snort.
After brekfest, Bonnie jumped into the boy's chair and I could just see her paws from unner the cloth on the table. So I decided to play wif them! I didn't use my claws at all, I just batted her paws playfully, but she got all upset and had a tantrum. I thought it was funny cuz she was growling and hissing and making such a fuss, but then she hit me in the face and I didn't like that. So I sat in Dad's chair so I could watch her (and the birds outside) from a safe distance. When I looked at her, she looked away, and when I looked away, I saw her looking at me. Mom was in her chair, watching both of us and giggling! It would be fun to play wif Bonnie.