It's me, Victor, wif a riddle for you...
Who's Grumpier than Ayla,
Sassier than Derby,
More Devilish than Angel or Taz,
Madder than Moses,
More Psycho than Max,
And Bites More than Henry or Prey?
BONNIE!
We're Wisconsin tabbies, Victor and Nina. We are cats. This Blog is Dedicated to Bonnie Underfoot, in Loving Memory.
Oh no, what did she do to you?
ReplyDeleteTee, hee, nothing specififical. All the time I knowed her, 3 months now, all she does is growl and hiss and swat. And she does it to efurry one, even beans! I nefur scratch or bite her, but I can TEASE! That's what little brofurs are for!
ReplyDeleteWho am Henry or Prey? I dont fink I know of these kitties.
ReplyDeleteYou am so cute, I would like to lick your forehead!
You've never met my sister Olivia. I bet she's way WAY worse than Bonnie.
ReplyDeleteHee hee. You am bad!
ReplyDeleteAnd you know what?? Mittens says it sounds like ME!!!
ReplyDeleteGrampa Norton is the GRUMPIEST ever. He hates efurryone who wakes him up.
ReplyDeletehello..nice blog and pictures...welcome to my blog too =^.^=
ReplyDeleteScooby is like that too. I'm 9 months old & he still does it. Shaggy is nice. He lets me snuggle. -Scout
ReplyDeletePatches, you can meet Henry & Prey here. And you're way nicer than Bonnie.
ReplyDeleteWm, I'd love to see Bonnie and Olivia take each other on! She makes lotsa noise, but scares easy.
Athena, I'm a still just a kitten, hee, hee, I don't know better yet. =^.-^= (wink)
Meezers, I'll avoid your Grampa Norton... and I won't even tease him.
Muchas gracias, Luna gatita. Mom speaks Spanish un poco.
Scout, you're lucky to have one elder cat that's friendly.
Well, it's been nice knowing you - once Bonnie reads that post, I'm history! So I'm stickin' close to Mom.
Wow! I'm glad you didn't say "more regal than Empress Kukka-Maria" because then I'd have to get grumpy, sassy, devilish, mad, psycho and then bite you!
ReplyDeleteNo offense...I'm just sensitive about my royal blood. I'm really sweet most of the time (when I want something from you, of course).
Kukka-Maria, your tiara is safe. As you know, all cats are descended from royalty, and our links include a king, a non-exiled empress, a prince & princess, one confessed diva, the moon, and a couple of planets... or Gods. I don't know how we missed linking to you, your majesty! We should also add the gigalo and another goddess (as soon as her mom lets her blog). We couldn't allow sweet Victor insult anyone besides Ms. Bonnie.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Bonnie will be posting her retort (and possibly a restraining order against Victor) as soon as she's calmed down enough to be coherent.
ReplyDeleteMORE Devilish than US? Wow.... who could that be? I fink she sounds as moody as Angel is ;O)
ReplyDeleteTaz
Or as bratty as Taz!!
ReplyDeleteAngel
LOL, very funny.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you are in trouble.
We all laughed out loud here!
The Whippy Curly Tails in the Toasty South
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