Nine Nine Oh Nine Equals CAT DAY

Mom says today is 9-9-09 an therefur, CAT DAY... no matter what sum ofurs mite say. Where would da interwebs be wifout cats? Ofurrun wif mousies I bet!

Wow, what a toor we had! I nefur eated so much ham, pork, bacon an ham in my life! An what grate transpurrtashun! First da weiner mobile an then the TARDIS?! All I can say is WOW. An I wanna fank da Meezers fur hostin da toor pics on thems bloggy. They'll haf sum candid toor pictors tomorrow.

Mom's bin busy playin wif string an her toy-makin machine. She says she's mass producin catnip piggies, but all I see is pink felt, string, an squiggles.

I don't really care what she's doin until she stuffs them wif CATNIP! Then I help. Piggy produckshun almost came to halt Munday nite when all sudden-like, Mom's machine would only so in reverse! She's goin back an forth lots, so dis could be a prolem. Then Nina suggested turnin all da dials an switches an shtuff, an it popped back into forward. Whew, dat coulda been bad.

She says dese is early "proton-types for testin her pattern idears". The final piggies is rounder an better, kinda like da upper leftest one wif legs like da upper rite. Whatefur, as long as they gots CATNIP!

Nina didn't like da first one Mom made... we couldn't tell if it were a mousie or a ham or what. Disapprovin kitteh disapproves!

We's also bin bizzy helpin Monty Q wif him's Doing the Q contest! We is sendin a brand new Fling-am-a-String to the winner of da Curly Q tail CATegory. But I can't say who wins until Monty posts it! So it's a seecrit fur a little longer.

As if dat's not enuf fun (an pictors), Skittles asked if anyone could pronounce da name of hers Catifornia town, Port Hueneme! Mom an I knowed that - Why Knee Mee. Skittles said she'd send us a purrize, an yesterday it camed!

I always noes when da mail is fur ME.

Mousies, a fev-ver toy and TEMPTATIONS?!?! Fanks, Skittles!

Shmaybe I'll share wif Nina... shmaybe.

I fink I's gonna sleep fur a week wif all this ham an fun an ham an fev-vers an ham!

Hams of the Werld Toor, Day 2

Oh my bast! I've never eaten so much in my life!
"Where's Nina?" you ask? I'm down here, under the seat! Sammy is such a... creative... driver!
::purr purr purr:: Sorry, I'm a little nervous. ::lick lick lick::
I'm afraid the Weiner Mobile will never be the same.
You can see all the tour pictures over on Sammy, Miles & Billy's blog! I'd show you, but it's dark under here. Oh, and we're visiting Mr. Hendix today for a tour of Cinncin... Cincinn... Porkopolis!

Don't forget, we're also trying to raise some money for a cat blogger in need and a Catifornia shelter that has been extra helpful with the recent wildfires. Mom's supposed to be working on nip hams, but she's still making "prototypes" instead, whatever that is. Now she asked the boy for help drawing a flying pig! Beans is weird.

Pounce the Meezers' blog if you want to purchase a nip "ham". Oh, I hope Mom figures out the right pattern soon! Remember, you can buy hams without going on tour and you can tour without buying hams, but bestest is to do both!

Hams of the Werld Toor, Day 1

I's so acited! ::spin:: 

It's finally Fursday! ::spin::

We's startin da Hams of da Werld Toor in Furginia! ::spin::

Furst, we eat at Auntie Deb's, den we eat at Smif field Hams, an den we eat da Wiener Mobile.

Oh, Victor, we're riding in the Wiener Mobile, but not eating it! Are you sure it's ok for Sammy Meezer to drive? Just look at all the furiends coming on the tour!

Acorse Sammy can drive! Him's a spearienced racecat driver! Drivin da Wiener Mobile is meezer-play affer dat!

Oh, don't forget! Tomorrow the tour will go to Mr. Hendrix's to visit Porkopolis and then come HERE to see the Oscar Mayer plant! ::lick lick lick:: Do I look ok? I want to look my best when we visit all these places.

Nina, ham don't care whatchu look like when you eats it. But yea, yur lookin good. Hai, wait fur me! You can'ts drive off wifout da guide!

Hurry, Victor!

Don't forget, we're also trying to raise some money for a cat blogger in need and a Catifornia shelter that has been extra helpful with the recent wildfires. Mom's been doing strange things at night with fabric, string, a machine, cotton, and nip. Then she tosses the things at us to see if we like them. Victor, what do YOU think?
Well, da first one had lotsa nip but ain't too interestin to play wif. She says it's a "ham" but it don't look rite. Da second one looked more ham-like... if you closeded one eye an lookied at it upside down, but no nip. I fink she kneeds to try agin.
You have to pounce the Meezers' blog if you want to purchase a nip "ham". Oh, I hope Mom figures out the right pattern soon! You can buy hams without going on tour and you can tour without buying hams, but bestest is to do both! 

Travelin' Tabby Tuesday

Hey efurryone! Fursday starts the Hams of the Werld Tour 2009. We is all teleportin to Auntie Deb’s howse an then we is takin the WIENER MOBILE to Smith-fields ham place an chowin down!!! (Nom nom!) Then we will all climb back in the wiener mobile an go to where Mr Hendrix lives and take a sight seeing tour of “Porkopolis” on Friday! Then back in the wiener mobile to get to Skittles’ house on Monday for yoga an a ham fest! Tuesday it’s off to London an the Smith-field meat market an a visit to our furriends that lif across the pond!

Me an Miles Meezer will be your tour guides. Der will be an opportunaty to purchase a handmade nip ham to raise money for sick and financially strapped kitties. We hopes to raise lotsa green papers! An we hopes to haf a LOT of kitties an woofies an buns on the tour wif us!!!

If you don't amember how to teleport, der's insturkshuns at the Cat Blogosphere. 

PS We'll be awardin da Q Tail prize in Monty Q's Doin the Q contest any day now... when Mom gets ofur this case of da bizzies!