Tag!

We's been tagged for the 7 fings meme by Monty Q Kat, Chase, and Marie the Defender! Ladies first, or efun Bonnie.

I heard that. You didn't even explain the meme. Here are the rules. Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

1. I have my own, Victor-free blog, but my woman insists it's easier to maintain one blog for both of us. At least I can post and comment as myself. She used Victor's for a post about the firstest cat and might use mine for a post about the cat before me.
   
2. I like to lie with my paws stretched out in front of me, crossed properly. I AM a lady, after all. My other favorite is to lie on a file box, chair back, or the half-wall, dangling my front paws. They call this gargoyling or even girlgoyling.
   
3. As a kitten, I was a terror. I would jump 3-4 feet into the air to catch wiggling fingers and I'd attack anything that moved, even sleeping feet under the covers.
4. I used to leap after crinkle balls, twisting in mid-air to catch or bat them. I'm too mature for that sort of activity now. They say I also fetched, but I don't remember that.
   
5. I once tried to catch the ceiling fan. It's above the stairs from the door to the main level, so when I saw it moving, I tried to jump from a half-wall on the main level to the fan. The woman saw me on the wall watching the fan, warned me not to jump, then heard the whump of a cat landing and saw me trot up the stairs from below the fan. It was only half a story, so I just shook my head and never tried that again.
6. When my man first hung pots and pans up in the kitchen, I was afraid they would fall... on me. Considering he's not very handy, it was a valid concern. I watched them carefully and passed beneath them cautiously.
   
7. When whapping, I almost always start with my left paw. I use the 1-2-3 Magic technique I learned from my people... first warning is a one. Then another warning, and if you still don't stop, I'll get to three and WHAP.

You take it from here, Victor.

1. Mom wonders about my kittenhood cuz I dopted her when I was 8 monfs old. I thot any food prep was cat food prep an I should help. I also don't jump much when playin - not at all like Bonnie at my age! But I's also reely well socialized, so I didn't grow up in a cage.
   
2. I always sit between Mom an Dad's chairs at dinnertime. I push my nose in by Mom's elbow to amind her to share. This is better than when I thot I should just jump up an take what I wanted.
   
   
3. I reelly did teach Mom my spinnin fur treats. When I was "begging", I would turn round in a circle, so Mom putted it togetfur wif handouts. I's also learnin to sit an give her a paw, an the boy wants me to learn to flop on command.
   
4. I amost always haf my tail curled tight ofur my back when I's standin. We fink it's just a habit, not sumfing broked. It keeps it frum gettin stepped on!
5. I drop mine toys into the dishes... a lot. They gets hungry!
6. When I first camed home, I didn meow hardly at all, but I'd mew or make silent meows. I also sing my way to the litterbox an back. Mom finks I'm saying, "I'm going to the litterbox now... I'll be down here if you need me... I've used the box... Here I am, I'm a good boy." Now I meow a lot more, includin answerin questions.
   
7. My chief goal in life, asides bein furiends wif Bonnie, is to climb into Dad's lunch bag.

Do we hafta tag seven furiends? Or efun fourteen?
Only seven. I wouldn't want to tax your brain counting to fourteen.
Okay...

1. Ayla the Grump
2. Sophia, the Diva Kitty
   
3. Cosmo
   
4. Faz
5. Gemini
6. Aloysius of Catymology
7. and... and... ANYCAT else who wants to play!