Ohai! Amember when I said Mom came home late wif cheezburger an smellin of strange girl kitties?
Wul, it happened AGAIN! Diffrint cheezburger, but same Mom and SAME GIRL KITTIES!!! I don't know what is goin on! Comin in late, smellin of girl kitties, tryin to hide it behind cheezburgers...
I checked our inventory of Temptations, and, and... THERE'S A BAG MISSING! We're missing a whole bag of Temptations! What does this mean? What's Mom doing?? What am I gonna do???
(dis an old pictor, but you get teh idear. A cat's gotta keep an eye on his treats, right?)