Ohai! Amember when I said Mom came home late wif cheezburger an smellin of strange girl kitties?
Wul, it happened AGAIN! Diffrint cheezburger, but same Mom and SAME GIRL KITTIES!!! I don't know what is goin on! Comin in late, smellin of girl kitties, tryin to hide it behind cheezburgers...
I checked our inventory of Temptations, and, and... THERE'S A BAG MISSING! We're missing a whole bag of Temptations! What does this mean? What's Mom doing?? What am I gonna do???
(dis an old pictor, but you get teh idear. A cat's gotta keep an eye on his treats, right?)
OH MY BAST!!! Put your paw down - NO MORE GIRL KITTIES!!!
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Is Mom cat-sitting or is there a new girl in your future?
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oh - this could be trouble. You may have to pin her down and torture the information out of her!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my! What happened to the temptations? I don't like where this is going...
ReplyDeleteuh-oh. sounds like trubble to us; just missin' temtayshuns is bad enough. but girlcat-funk? ewwwww.
ReplyDeleteIs She feeding kitties by a fast food joint?
ReplyDeleteWhat, your human is STEALING your treats to give to girl kitties?! That is so WRONG!
ReplyDeleteTo happen again ... cheezburgers and girl kitty smells. Definitely not a good omen.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she just has a new friend wif a girlcat and she is bisitin a lot. Still, she should not haf taken your Temptations!
ReplyDeleteNow where did those Temptations go??!? Victor, you gotta find out what's going on!!
ReplyDeleteHow can your mama cheat on you guys with other kitties? With cheeseburgers yet? That's just wrong!
ReplyDeleteMissing treats?!?!? That would make my tail curl up, too!
ReplyDeleteOh no, what is going on - girl kitty smells and missing treats?!? That is a bad sign. Maybe she is doing a friend a favor and kitty sitting - yeah, that is probably all it is. Nothing to worry about. We hope.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you're getting a new sister? That's what happened to us the last time my Mommy came home smelling like 'nother cat and cheezburger.
ReplyDeleteUh-Oh... Prepare ta surrender some territory, Victor!
ReplyDeleteIt's bad enough that she's cheating on you, but to give them some of YOUR treats?
ReplyDeleteThat's just WRONG.
You should poop on her pillow.
What are you looking in there?
ReplyDeleteBe careful as mom is coming.
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Glad to see you doing some investigating on the whereabouts on your treats. We think your mom has been becoming friendly with another feline friend. Maybe you all can meet together one day. Thanks for the share. Have a wonderful day.
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