Sunday, May 15, 2011

I'm gettin suspicious!

Ohai, furiends! Somefing suspicious is goin on. Maybe u can help me figger out what's up wif Mom (my Mom. MINE).

Sumtimes she hunts at werk til really late. Then she comes home tired an I give her extra lap time. But one nite she camed home tired an eatin a cheezburger! Wul, I asked agin and agin, I can has cheezburger? But her didn't gif me any. She said, "not for kitteh." Ha! Since when is cheezburger no can haz?

Wul, I admit I was distracted, but then, underneeth the smell of cheezburger, I smelled somefing else. It was pretty faint, but I smelled... STRANGE GIRL KITTY!!!

What is goin on? Did Mom meet an pet a strange kitteh? I know she talks to the store kitties at Mad Cat and pets any adoptables she can, but that's on teh weekends, not affer werk. I fink I need to stay alert. No letting cheezburgers distract me from Mom's activities, no sir!

What, Who, Me?

14 comments:

  1. Oh that's horrible! I wonder what is going on!

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  2. Is she kittysitting? Or are you getting another SISSER? We're on pins and needles!

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  3. We're taking bets here and we're 7 votes saying you're getting a new sister and 3 votes saying wake me up when there's cheeseburger for me.

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  4. It sounds like you may be getting a girl kitty sister ... may be. Or, it could be the cheezburger making place has a girl kitty.

    If you are getting a sister, make sure you get a cheezburger or two to help with the adjusting.

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  5. Sounds like a sisfur to me. I think you should try harder with the cheeseburger situation, take it from me they are awesome.

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  6. hmmmm. xing finks you are getting a
    sisfur. ed, nitro, an' me (iggy) fink you MIGHT be gettin' a sisfur OR a cheeseburger. call us if it's a cheeseburger!!

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  7. The least she could do is lick off the other-kitty smell before coming home. Geez!

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  8. Girl kitties are nice.....um....just sayin'

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  9. OH NOES!!! that is furry not good!!! (the no can haz part AND the strange kitteh part!!)

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  10. What's going on, Victor??!? Enquiring kitty minds want to know!!

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  11. Eating a cheeseburger AND smelling like girl-kitty? That's just not right!

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  12. Wow - maybe a little sis?
    I hope she comes with cheeseburgers!

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  13. Uh oh Victor - you are very smart to be suspicious! And well, we can't believe you didn't even get to taste the cheeseburger!

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