Attention young cats! Don't be tempted, as I was, into a life of crime. Plants are NOT for plucking. I repeat: Plants are NOT for plucking.
Efun if it does look like one of my toys.
I learnt this the hard way an almost went to PRISON!
Pleeze, pleeze be careful an make sure you don't Pluck Plants. Bein a Plant Plucker isn't as much fun as you mite fink. Don't let ofur kitties trick you into pluckin a plant. An if you've already Plucked a Plant an need a good lawyer, I recommend Finnegan J. Katz, Esq.
If you don't know what we're talkin bout, clicky on each of the unnerlined text blocks to read bout it.
No plants were plucked in the makin of this FSA.
** The posting of this FSA prior to Sept 1, 2006 successfully satisfies the parole conditions set forth for Victor Tabbycat. In addition, Mr. Tabbycat has had no further incidents of plant plucking and has purrformed 15 minutes of play therapy no less than 3 times per week during his entire parole period. After Sept 1, 2006, having reached age 18 (months) any further criminal activity will no longer be handled by the jouvenile feline court **
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Gatubela Luna, mi amiga especial, is missing! Pleeze send yur good kitty mojo and purrayers that she is found quickly!
Bonnie and her boyfuriend Bombay won a Catango contest! w00t! They will be purrforming again this Caturday at the Purris Hilton Ballroom at 6pm. Ticket prices range from $200 to $500. How many pennies is that?
My dear, touchy tabby sisfur Bonnie was Kat's Cat of the Day today! Again, I say w00t!