Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Plant Pluckin - The Terribull Insident

Victor's FSA - Feline Service Announcemint

Attention young cats! Don't be tempted, as I was, into a life of crime. Plants are NOT for plucking. I repeat: Plants are NOT for plucking.
The VictimEfun if it does look like one of my toys.
Wanted PosterI learnt this the hard way an almost went to PRISON!

Pleeze, pleeze be careful an make sure you don't Pluck Plants. Bein a Plant Plucker isn't as much fun as you mite fink. Don't let ofur kitties trick you into pluckin a plant. An if you've already Plucked a Plant an need a good lawyer, I recommend Finnegan J. Katz, Esq.

If you don't know what we're talkin bout, clicky on each of the unnerlined text blocks to read bout it.
No plants were plucked in the makin of this FSA.


** The posting of this FSA prior to Sept 1, 2006 successfully satisfies the parole conditions set forth for Victor Tabbycat. In addition, Mr. Tabbycat has had no further incidents of plant plucking and has purrformed 15 minutes of play therapy no less than 3 times per week during his entire parole period. After Sept 1, 2006, having reached age 18 (months) any further criminal activity will no longer be handled by the jouvenile feline court **

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Gatubela Luna, mi amiga especial, is missing! Pleeze send yur good kitty mojo and purrayers that she is found quickly!

Bonnie and her boyfuriend Bombay won a Catango contest! w00t! They will be purrforming again this Caturday at the Purris Hilton Ballroom at 6pm. Ticket prices range from $200 to $500. How many pennies is that?

My dear, touchy tabby sisfur Bonnie was Kat's Cat of the Day today! Again, I say w00t!

25 comments:

  1. Can we all say WOOT concatulations ~Merlin, Shadow, KO KO

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  2. I don't think it is as bad if you just taste the plants, is it?

    Mittens Pollypaws

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  3. you done a furry good job Victor an we's glad that you is all reformed now. we've neffur ack-shully "plucked" a plant, but we've got a game where's we tear leafs off an then we frows 'em on the floor. is that bad? we'll be stopping that game soon anyway on account of there aren't many leafs left on the 6 plants we use ta play the game.

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  4. But . . . but some plants are evil and MUST die! *giggle*

    Purrrrs - Your friends over @ the Kitty Cats Corner

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  5. We is glad you will be off pro-bay-shun soon.
    Concatulations to Bonnie - she is a wonderful dancer.

    We is furry worried about Luna - we hopes they finds her real soon.

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  6. Oooooooo Victor yous wuz furry lucky. My sisfur Gracie is a klap-toe-man-ack. She is taking efurry fink left and right and stashin it in her hidey places.
    Somefink bad is gonna happen if she doesn't reform.

    All our purrayers for Luna!

    Abby

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  7. That is really good that you are off probabtion, plant plucking seems like a serious crime. We don't have any plants around so I couldn't try.

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  8. catgratulations to bonnie the tangoer, for her beautiful dancing, and to you for paying your debt to society! (but like the kitties from kitty cats corner said, some plants ARE evil and have to die. just bury the bodies deep--and NOT in the litter box. they'll notice, believe me!) and if you must pluck, DON'T EAT! some of them will make you furry sick. *urp* *'scuse*

    and we are purraying for all we're worth for la gatita perdita, luna. we left a note on her mama's site, too.

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  9. Oh congrats on all your winnings! But I am furry sorry about Luna. That is furry scary.

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  10. Victor...did you have adequate representation? I notice the picture of the plant on the floor...however, I do not recall seeing you in the picture. Did they dust for prints? Or take DNA samples? Was there an eye witness? Do you have an alibi? Did you make a confession without counsel present? While your penalty wasn't severe, I suggest that you appeal your sentence, and have your name cleared. You are way to cute to have really committed such mischief. I also recommend that you may want to look into a malpractice claim against Mr. Katz. How long has he been practicing? I realize that myself is just a lowly paralegal in training, and do not wish to cast any shadow of doubt onto Finnegan J. Katz, Esq. legal education, but still where did he go to school? Victor, I think you have been railroaded and you should appeal, all the way to the supreme court if necessary! By the way...where was Bonnie, when all this happened? Hmmm? How is it possible for Bonnie to win a Catango contest with Bombay who lives in Singapor, but it is not logical for you to be with Bombay during the alleged plant plucking?? And also, how do we know that is actually YOUR beans plant..and not a picture she downloaded off of some plant offenders website????
    Free Victor Tabby Cat!!! and clear his good name!!!!

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  11. 18 months! I got only 4 months left ot live it up!!!!! gotta get busy! -Scout

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  12. Gee, Riquel, you brought up sum furry good points! But this is done and once I turn 18, it won't show up on my record anymore. Did you see this pictor? That's our bafroom. I guess we can reveal now that the witless was Mom. Bonnie was in the puter room.
    I was "railroaded?" Kewl!!! My beans love trains!
    Wif publication of my FSA, I can put all this behind me.

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  13. Victor, I hope you are reformed now. But in case you have a relapse you can serve your time with Mrs. B and Bubbles. All the plants here were planted specifically for them to pluck and chew. We have oats and wheat and rye and barley and cat mint. The mint is still a little to small to pluck, but soon it will be very pluck-able.

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  14. Victor, we're so happy your troubles with the law are all behind you now and you're not on parole any more.

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  15. Wow! Super congratulations on winning the contest, Bonnie! I bet you worked very hard to earn first place. However, with your grace and charm, was there ever any doubt?

    Also, congratulations on being the Cat of the Day! You're just so popular! :)

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  16. Good job Victor, you did a furry good FSA. Just don't backslide and lead a good life going forward.

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  17. It still makes us giggle when we see that poor plant laying there so helplessly on its side wif all the dirt around it.
    On another sadder note, we jus keep cryin' bout Luna.

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  18. Yo Victor, I've never known a criminal before. Is it contageous?

    Congrats to Bonnie! Both for being Kat's Cat of the Day and for the catango contest.

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  19. Plants are NOT fur pluckin/Plants are NOT fur pluckin...I'm trying to push this nowlegge into my fury head.....Plants are NOT fur pluckin/Plants are NOT fur pluckin' -Cheeto

    Bonnie is vary vary talented kitty and Bombay...well all i have to say is, mraw mraw xoxoxo -Rosie

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  20. My mom keeps her plants on a shelf up by the ceiling, but I have still gotten up there and pulled the plants down, so now, she has to put books up there to block me from jumping!
    Why do humans put the yummy green plants out and then leave us alone?? What do they expect us to do?

    --Bonita

    I hope Luna is found soon!

    --Leif

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  21. It´s an authentic gatorrada muhahahahahá!

    Victor, you don't allow that they capture to you! muhahahá!

    I hope that Luna returns soon...

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  22. errrrr....Plants are NOT fur pluckin
    Plants are NOT fur pluckin
    Plants are NOT fur pluckin
    Plants are NOT fur pluckin
    Still trying to remembur
    -Cheeto

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  23. It makes mine mom laff efurry time she see's that plant - again and again. Victor an Bonnie - come teleport ofur to play in mine new box.

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  24. Me changed focus on our bloggie for the new box. WE NEED TO FIND LUNA.

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  25. Victor - come on ofurr and snuggle. We will purr and purray for Luna, and we will purr for Trixie too. - Sammy

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