There's been a crime here. Stay back! Don't touch anything! Did any of you see what happened?
One anonymous witness has come forward. Apparently, the victim was attacked, dragged from its home and left for dead. The witness also identified Victor Tabbycat as having visited the victim shortly before the crime. The victim is reluctant to press charges, although a report has been filed.
If you know the whereabouts of Victor Tabbycat, please contact authorities. Do not approach him or attempt to confine him yourself! He is armed and dangerous. He's already under house arrest for excessive cuteness and stealing hearts.
Pssst, if you need a hideout, teleport over.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Is this gonna be an episode on "CSI"?
ReplyDeleteI'll have my crack legal team get in touch with the authorities and make this all go away.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that someone has jumped to conclusions? Victor is innocent until proven guilty! Seems someone is sure quick to point fingers or paws. If I knew where Victor was (and I dont) I would never tell!!!
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Sorry, can't help you. I've never even heard of this Victor Tabbycat character. And that's all I'm saying.
ReplyDeletehow do we know that Bonnie wasn't involved????
ReplyDeleteVictor is innocent! I'll be his alibi! He was with me all the time!
ReplyDelete~Bombay
Bonnie - you won!!! It was a black snake in basement that I had cornered. If you can let us know your snail mail address by emailing mia_and_ghost@yahoo.com we will send you a prize! It probably won't be until Mom gets back from conference thingy though...
ReplyDeleteMia
To Bonnie & Victor's Mom - let me know if there is anything special that they both like or if anything they can't have if you would like in prize for them...
Thanks - Jen (Mia & Ghost's Mom)
Poor Victor. What made you dabble into criminal activity?
ReplyDeleteVictor is innosint. Victor din't do noffing. Stop pikking on Victor he din't do it.
ReplyDeleteA frend
were is the physical evidence? paw prints? dna?
ReplyDeleteEdsel, I'll have you know, I was with my man at the time, supervising his putering. I've been known to tip a few vases, but that's for the water, nothing else. Green just isn't my color.
ReplyDeleteThe eye witness is pretty certain about her facts... I mean THE facts. And we've all seen him nibble greens around the house.
<notrace> That should keep the line clean... maybe.
ReplyDeleteDerby, hankstay for the viteinay...I'm ayokay. Aybemay aterlay.
Buzz, Meep, the producers haven't returned my calls.
Hankstay, Petey, Calico Girls, Mia Bella, Edsel, Zeus, Anonymous Frend, Meezers.
Bombay, I won't pull you into this, so don't lie. But thanks! I'd do the same for you.
Oh, oh, sumone's shaking a treats bag! Gotta run!
Nyoneay nowkay ay oodgay awyerlay?
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Bonny stop accusing Victor no self respekting cat wood eet those kind of plants! You just have it in for him you have never liked him.
ReplyDeleteVictor is innosint.
A frend
I bet it was Bonnie who pointed the paw at Victor...Victor has been framed!!
ReplyDeleteVictor,
ReplyDeleteI will take your case pro bono(that means for free). I have watched a lot of LA Law and other lawyer shows and I will purrsent your case.
Finnegan J. Katz, Esq.
Did you dust for pawprints????? ~Merlin, shadow, Ko KO
ReplyDeleteohhh no..evidence. Don't you know that you should always hide the evidence
ReplyDeleteTime to kick the intruder out!
ReplyDelete(cross-posted to Finnegan P. Katz, Esq.
ReplyDeleteMr. Katz,
Fank you fur your thorough research fur my defense. I feel I must inform you that, in all honesty, I'm not really, entirely, innocent. However, it was an accident. I thought it was a green cat toy... a case of mistaken identity!
Also, Bonnie is definitely innocent. Mom an I were alone in the bafroom when it happened.
Will you still help me? I fink we can call a few character whitnesses.
Fanks again,
Victor Tabbycat
Victor- Momma gotted turkey for us instead. The kind like you put on sam-iches. You're more than welcome to come share wif us. She bought plenty.
ReplyDelete~Meeko
Bah. Whenever one of the plants has been knocked over, you just know it was one of the younger Brats. The Mom just sits there and yells at them (especially the Doofi) 'cause she knows that as well. Sorry Victor, but you're still a kitten in my mind which makes you guilty.
ReplyDeleteWe have to keep Victor free! I've started a petition on my blog.
ReplyDeleteVictor
ReplyDeleteUse the insanity plea...it'll save you! Tell them you do rest-tie-tu-shun and that'll make efurrybody happy.
*Abby ( watchin' too many Law & Order shows)
Victor, if you need a place to stay, you can come here. Mama would find you a good lawyer, maybe.
ReplyDeleteHope you get off, anyway.
My paws are crossed!
Sorry I haven't commented until now. I've been too busy painting "FREE VICTOR" signs and picketing in our livingroom.
ReplyDeleteHaven't your humans ever heard of suicidal plants? They leap from the pot to their depressing death.
You should have used that instead of admitting partial guilt.
Boys...
DENY DENY DENY!! (Enough said.) By the way, mom had been looking for a poster like that to send to someone, so she says thanks! I'll talk to Aunt T., she's married to a lawyer.
ReplyDeleteDENY DENY DENY!! (Enough said.) By the way, mom had been looking for a poster like that to send to someone, so she says thanks! I'll talk to Aunt T., she's married to a lawyer.
ReplyDeleteVictor, this reminds me of my own episode with the plant jumping out of the pot all by itself. I'm sure you are innocent, just as I was!!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Tipper
Hey Bro, if you did that crime you did not take the evidence far enough away. For example, when I, uhhh, I mean the uffer perpetrator, leaves the insulation around, it is made sure that the trail is spread around in all places so as to confuse the beans.
ReplyDeleteSTOP accusing Bonnie! I lurrve Victor, but I defend Bonnie's innocence too! And if any cat even dares to throw her out of her own home... grrrr... they gotta go thru me furrst!!!
ReplyDelete~Bombay
WOW! I can't belief how many furiends I haf! If you haven't read Finny's evidence for me, you should - he's a furry, furry smart kitty.
ReplyDeleteAn he also summer-ized the comments on my side today as more evidence of my good carrot-er. Dad thought J was fur Jumping.
Know what? Bonnie's efun being a little nicer, like she's gettin used to me living here.
Know what else? I FOUND MY MOUSEY!!! I furgot where I left it, so when I found it, I brought it right to Mom an played wif it all ofur the bed. She woked up to see.
Oh, an Mom blocked a-nony-mouse comments cuz of the boy, not you furiends. He's bein silly.
Bombay! Fank you so much. I is trying to get used to Victor in my house, since my people want him here. I stay in the puter room alot, so I didn't know bout the plant until I read it here! *sniff*
ReplyDeleteMiss Bonnie,
ReplyDeletePlease be assured that I am NOT accusing you of this crime. Please see our blog later today for recent developments.
Ever your servant,
Finnegan J. Katz, Esq.
Hellooooooooo! where are my friend? are you ok? =^^=
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