Mom? Mama?
MOM? Mommy?
*sigh*
Bonnie, where's Mom?
Don't know. Don't care. Go away.
But haf you seen her?
Nope. Not my day to watch her. Go away.
But she's MOM. Where is she?
Told you. I don't know. Leave me alone.
But...but where's Dad an Boy?
What?
I can't find Dad or Boy eifur.
What?! Where'd you hide my man?
I didn't.
Wul, where is he?
I don't know. Maybe he went wif Mom?
WHERE'S MY MAN?
I DON'T KNOW! WHERE'S MY MOM?
*whimper*Man?
*whimper* Mom?
We'll starve! How DARE they leave me!
Wait, there's food. Lotsa food.
I'm thirsty! Who will give me water?
Wait, Bonnie, there's water an the sink is drippin.
My litterbox! There's no one here to scoop my litterbox!
Wait, Mom did it last night. In fact, that was the last I sawed her.
WHO WILL I ORDER AROUND?
Wait, Bonnie, calm down, I'm here.
GO AWAY! I want my staff!
Geesch. Oh, Mom, I was so happy when you were back. Why'd efurryone leaf again?
Get away from me. This is your fault.
MY fault? I didn't hiss an growl at Mom when she got home.
I didn't walk on the counters an step on my man's brownie.
Can't prove it. I was lookin fur chicken. I smelled chicken there.
Didn't I tell you to go away? Then *why* are you still here?
Bonnie! Bonniebonniebonniebonniebonnie!
WHAT???
It's TODAY!
What?
IT'S TODAY!!!! I CAN'T WAIT! I'M SO ACITED!!!
GO AWAY, YOU INSANE BRAT.
But Bonnie, it's today.
Yes, it's today. Now go away.
The Catolympics are today.
What?
I said, today is the CATOLYMPICS.
THE CATOLYMPICS IS TODAY??? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
I just did.
GO WAY AN LET ME GET READY.
I'm going, I'm going. Mom? MOM?... Bonnie, where's Mom?
Not my day to watch her. Go way an let me teleport.
Mom? We're goin to the Catolympics now. Come home soon?
Zzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*ring... ring... ring...*Hello, this is the answering machine. Leave a message.*beep*
Hi Victor, Bonnie. Hope you guys are ok. Don't forget about the Catolympics. We'll be gone one more night, then back to normal. Have fun, be good. Love you both!*click*
We're Wisconsin tabbies, Victor and Nina. We are cats. This Blog is Dedicated to Bonnie Underfoot, in Loving Memory.
You two are jus too funny. You sounds like me an Angie.
ReplyDeleteVictor hurry up an get ready for the catolympics! You are in the tub soccer event aren't you?
BB
Oh, wow, for a minute there I thought you had forgetted the lympics!!!
ReplyDeletePatches Lady
Ohhhhh I'm glad you didn't forget the Catolympics!
ReplyDelete~~ Boni
go Victor! and god luck! you friend Luna! you miss me ViC! =^^=
ReplyDeletePoor Bonnie and Victor! Thank goodness you had the Catolympics to keep your mind off of your human pets. I am sure you both must be worried sick about them. I know I would be if I were in your paws.
ReplyDeleteOh I hated it when Momma went away and then Chey would get all bossy with me! I'm glad you had fun at the 'lympics
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your medals! Your family left you and you guys made it to the Catolympics and home again all by yourselves. Good work!
ReplyDeleteAmazing how self-sufficient you two can be when you have to be. Congratulations on the Olympics! We had lots of fun watching -- Alberta, Sky, Blackie and Charlie
ReplyDeleteMy momma and daddy only go away for a few hours to work. I can't imagine if they left me all night. I know you must be lonesome. I bet going to the catolympics will make you feel better, adn when you get back your humans will be home.
ReplyDeleteCome see our movie!!! We are on the YouTube!!!
ReplyDeleteBonnie,
ReplyDeleteBecause you asked so nicely, I was able to convince the human pet to send you and Victor something special. Expect it in 2-3 days. I hope you like it.
-Zeus
Victor, I hope your mum is back now and giving you lots of cuddles. And Bonnie has her man back.
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