My staff haf been busy this week, and now my woman has one of those things they put their stuff into before leafing. She keeps talking about going to eye-oh-wa for werk. She hasn't efun had time to help me blog!
This is serious, so I decided I'd better read the manual for the grass eater - it's gettin to be a jungle out there! If the grass gets any taller, I won't be able to see birds.
Because of the toy trains, my people sumtimes go away for, hmmm, I think it's as much as 6 or 7 nights, all 3 of them. That means the house is nice an quiet an no one makes me leave my puter chair.
Last time they went away like that, they went to see Atul, whoever or whatever that is. Sumplace wif a ton of washing. Anyway, they had a young female bean stop in to feed me an the stoopid fish. I tolerate her cuz she has woofies, not cats, and nefur brings them ofur. Well, as she was leafing one day, I said, "Hey, Bean, you left sumfing." She said, "Bye, Bonnie, see you later." I said, "No, wait, you're furgetting sumfing!" She said, "Bye!" and shut the door. I said, "Stoopid bean-brain. You furgot sumfing an I fink now you won't be back to feed me. HEY!"
Wul, I guess she figured out that she couldn't get in. I was gettin pretty hungry an not happy. After I had almost starved to death, she sumhow got the fing that opens the monster room door, the really big door to outside, an came in that way efun wifout my woman's monster there. Then we had anofur brilliant exchange like, "Hi, Bonnie, did you miss me?"
"Poor baby was lonely."
"Feed me now."
"I'm sorry, sweetie, I forgot the key."
"Duh. I tried to tell you. Now FEED ME."
"Are you hungry?"
Bean-brain. That's what they all are. Bean brains. Wifout us puddins to keep an eye on them, where would they be today? Wul, I fink this time it's only my woman leafing. I can do wifout her, I guess. I mean, the man's my favorite, but at least that woman does what I say.
Wow, I wrote a whole entry wifout complainin once about stoopid Victor cowcat!