There are men working around outside my house this week. I heard my people say they are "house panters" or something. Whatever, as long as they stay outside.
One of them took my woman outside to talk yesterday, so I positioned myself at the top of the stairs, ready to stare down any invaders. But they took too long, so I decided it was probably ok and I let Victor take over my post.
In fact, I told Victor to hunch down at the top of the stairs and look menacing. He said he was afraid to attack anyone. I sat in the hall and said, "Don't worry, if anyone tries to get you, I'll be right here to protect you."
What's this "decoy" my woman says I've made of Victor?