Thursday, March 09, 2006

I Didn't Push... Exactly

I need to set the record straight, here. I didn't push Victor. Not really. He just happened to be next to the steps and he just happened to fall down them when I was... patting him on the face.

Although Victor hasn't left, I have begun to return to my normal routine. I demand treats from my woman before she leaves in the morning and I demand my turn in the bathroom before bed (I get a drink from the sink until my man chases me out - it's our own bedtime ritual). I have even allowed Victor to come a bit closer, but not too close, so I can smell him. That's what I was doing when he got too close and I batted him... I mean, patted him... on the face. At the top of the stairs. Uh, um...

Is that the treat bag I hear? Must dash.

20 comments:

  1. Sebastian loves to pat Yaffa on the face. Yaffa gets mad and swats him back.

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  2. I wants to be friends, so sumtimes I roll over and show Bonnie my tummy. Other times, I runs away. As for going down the stairs, it was FUN! Bonnie seems really mad, but she never hurts me.

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  3. With 5 cats -- well y'know what happens!?

    Abby says I hafta to be one to keep everyone on the straight and narrow. If I hafta paw paw someone I do; if I hafta MEOW real loud I will do that too. Everyone listens to me!

    **ABBY

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  4. That's ok Bonnie - Me and Beau Beau pats each other on the face too. Sometimes we just walks by each other and gives each other a friendly whack, uh I mean pat.

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  5. Love it! could easily be the dialogue between our little Tibetan Terrier Sophie and her big brother Max, a Bearded Collie...she rules the roost.

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  6. "A Love-Tap Gone Bad" is defined as any pat on another being that makes them stumble, fall, or see stars.

    Bonnie, I'm a bully, too, but I am also a great cuddler with my brother. Work on the cuddling and then maybe the bullying won't hurt as badly!

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  7. Ouch. Poor Victor.
    I'm sure you'd find him very cuddly if you got just a bit closer, Bonnie!

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  8. I have to keep Mittens straightened out too! You just gotta keep on top of things.

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  9. If he's like Buddah, he LIKED it...

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  10. hmm that's what Molly says whenever Mum asks her how come I falled off the bed or the couch. She just sits there looking totally innocent and says "I didn't push him" and Mum always believes here. Lucky I also think it is pretty funny, so I don't mind at all. hehe.

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  11. Now, Bonnie. I know you are not happy about this situation - trust me, no eldest sibling on the face of the earth (unless they are nuts) is ever happy to see a newbie come in. But really, Victor is there to stay. And frankly, it doesn't sound like he's nearly as bad as what I have to put up with. To start - my Mom brought in TWO kittens. I've gotten to be quite good friends with Nala, but as far as Moose goes - well, I try (to just stay away from him, that is).

    You seem like a very smart kitty like me. If you succeed in driving Victor away - I guarantee, they will bring in another one - and possibly TWO! Don't risk it, girl! Trust me.

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  12. I think it's awful. I'm the baby cat and I had to fight and fight and fight to get recogized by my surrogate Mamma cat, Georgia. She still ignores me unless I rub my behind against her face... I don't know why you older cats don't get how cute we little cats can be!

    Gemini

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  13. Look, you guys. I've never actually hurt Victor. It's not like he's cowering under the bed or anyfing. I just have to make sure he keeps his distance from me. And let my people know how they've failed me. I will NOT mother him. He's old enuf not to need that. Our spats are brief and usually, HE STARTS IT!

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  14. the cats are so funny!! a hug for yours =^^= the cats in the basquet
    =^^= i´m sick my mom see me dou you need a cat soon,but my daddy say nooo =^^=

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  15. hi fellow tabbies! you should learn to snuggle like me & my brudder. it's specially nice when it's cold!

    bandit

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  16. Bonnie wait till you see how I'm a learnin from you - I gots so close wif Beau Beau at the stairs...

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  17. Am kind of worried by Victor's silence over the last few days...hope Bonnie has not pushed him off somewhere worse than the stairs!!

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  18. Hey, accidents do happen . . . lotza times when I "pat" Meep, he winds up on the floor.

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