Showing posts with label Knock knock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Knock knock. Show all posts

Thursday, May 01, 2008

May Day Knock Knock

Victor: Bonnie, I've got a knock knock joke for Camie's Kitties' fundraiser. You start it.
Bonnie: Victor, that's not how it works! You start the joke.
Victor: No, really, you start it.
Bonnie: I am NOT that gullible. You won't get me to say "Knock knock".
Victor: Who's there?
Bonnie: VIC-TOR! I'm not falling for that.
Victor: Aw, come on Bonnie! Just say "Knock knock".
Bonnie: Who's there?
Victor: No no no no no! That's not what I meant.
Is Bonnie Letter or Legal?
Victor: For real this time. Knock knock!
Bonnie: Who's there?
Victor: Aardvark.
Bonnie: Aardvark who?
Victor (singing): I'd valk a mile... for one of your smiles... Bonnie!
Bonnie: Ha, ha. That'll be the day.
Hi Mom
PS Mom says dis is the 10fh annieversery of lifin in dis house. Dat's the day Bonnie discovered STAIRS so she could play THOE* properly.

* Thunderin Heard of Elefants.