To my male servant:
Although I have treated you with preferential treatment in the past, I believe you have pushed my goodwill too far.
I am referring to your use of the gray chair in the computer room. As you may have noticed, this chair is my favorite place for sleeping. While I appreciate that letting you use my chair leaves it warm and cozy, that does NOT give you the right to make me vacate the chair whenever you wish. An occasional polite request for your turn is acceptable, but last night's behavior was intolerable.
I will not tolerate you making me leave my chair, then leaving it yourself, only to return as soon as I've gotten comfortable to remove me again. Once, perhaps, but last night, you demanded then abandoned the chair no less than 3 times, dislodging me upon each return.
Make up your mind. Either you're using the chair or I am. We can not trade places every few minutes. It's unacceptable. Should this continue, I will have to take steps to make you use a different chair and leave mine alone.
Sincerely,
Bonnie Underfoot,
The Attack Tabby
