Saturday, April 08, 2006

Chair Rules


To my male servant:

Although I have treated you with preferential treatment in the past, I believe you have pushed my goodwill too far.

I am referring to your use of the gray chair in the computer room. As you may have noticed, this chair is my favorite place for sleeping. While I appreciate that letting you use my chair leaves it warm and cozy, that does NOT give you the right to make me vacate the chair whenever you wish. An occasional polite request for your turn is acceptable, but last night's behavior was intolerable.

I will not tolerate you making me leave my chair, then leaving it yourself, only to return as soon as I've gotten comfortable to remove me again. Once, perhaps, but last night, you demanded then abandoned the chair no less than 3 times, dislodging me upon each return.

Make up your mind. Either you're using the chair or I am. We can not trade places every few minutes. It's unacceptable. Should this continue, I will have to take steps to make you use a different chair and leave mine alone.

Sincerely,

Bonnie Underfoot,
The Attack Tabby

27 comments:

  1. Bonnie, the bean must learn, you need your beauty sleep. By not letting you get it he is provoking an attack.

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  2. Humans are so inconsiderate. I am always having trouble with my dad lying on the sofa when I want to use it. I am prepared to share the sofa with my mum but not with him.

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  3. All the chairs are mine! The people know this, yet they ignore this simple rule.

    Mom changed our blog all over and said we could celebrate with a dance tomorrow.....oh.......shhh...I am not supposed to say anything yet.

    Patches

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  4. That sounds like the Woman. She's always making me move off the best chair. She sits for 2 minutes then gets up to pee. Then comes back. Make up yer mind!

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  5. my Mama is just as bad.......always shoving me off chairs....

    Mind you, now I sleep in my own basket in the corner on the floor by the hot wall, so I am super-comfy!

    pandora

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  6. You are in full rights to demand your chair back. Mine Mom just squeezes her butt against me while I'm in my chair. I tried and tried to pushes her off but she just stays there.
    Angie

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  7. Hi Bonny & Victor!!
    I'm trying to train my person that if I'm in her chair and she wants it she has to give me some crunchies to trade. It works a little, but she says I'm getting too fat. What's a kittie to do?

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  8. I have my own chair!!
    Victor and Company my bisthday is in April 15 all day! for you and yours friends!
    Ahh! the beach cats in my town are happy because all the people take care them! =^^=

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  9. You tell him Bonnie! I can't believe the cheek! Next time, bite him in a nice fleshy part of the leg so he gets the point.

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  10. Cheek! Hee, hee, GK, that's the problem! His "cheeks", her chair!
    *ROFLOL*
    LHK, Bonnie's fat, too. Ooof! She hit me! Ok, Bonnie and Dad won't bof fit on the chair, but Mom and Bonnie shared not too long ago.

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  11. I think that's a stupid human trait. They always want OUR seats and move us. Give your male servant a good thwap on the head. Maybe that'll put him in his place.

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  12. Humans have no consideratoin and they completely forget that we like our comfort.

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  13. I'm back to say Happy Purrthday, Bonnie! I noticed on Princess Mia's purrthday list that it was today! Hope it is a good one.

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  14. Me and Angie wanted to say Happy Puurthday to Bonnie and the boy today. HAPPY PUURRRRTHDAY! Hope you have lots and lots of fun and puuresents and good foods.

    Beau Beau and Angie

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  15. Humans gots no respect for any cats!

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  16. PS: Happy Purrthday to you & your boy!! :)

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  17. Happy purrthday Bonnie & your boy too!

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  18. Happy Purrthday, my beautiful Bonnie!

    ~Bombay

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  19. Happy Purrfday Bonnie! You and Victor are our wonderful secret paws, and we're glad you were at the party yesterday! - Sammy and Miles

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  20. Happy Purrthday Bonnie! Even though we saw each other yesterday, I had to come over and give you greeting officially.

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  21. May I suggest leaving a little "birthday surprise" on the chair? It's been my experience that humans consider a turd-laden chair as "foul."

    You must fight fire with fire...

    Happy Birthday, by the way!

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  22. There's got to be some sort of "Chair Committee" you can appeal this outrage to. If not, someone should form one. Of course, someone would have the chair the chair committee, and that might be work, and I'm not too sure about all that ... but still ... outrage!
    --Jasper

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  23. All your chairs are belong to us. (Thanks to both contestants, this made me smile.)

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  24. My human pet is intolerable when it comes to this. Now because I refuse to move, she sometimes hovers her rear above me to let me know she means to sit in the chair. If your letter works, let me know, for then, I will write one to my pet as well.

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  25. I think you should put up "impeach sean" posters

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