Mearrrrr! Tis bin a full four seasons since we last meowed like pirates! Tis high time we set sail agin! Cats all round Madison's lakes will shake wif fear at the names, Villainous Victor Rackofham and Notorious Nina Redclaws!
See here? Me first mate be guardin our treasure! Ai would not cross her if you noes what's good fer ya. Who wants to share a bunk wif this dangerous young lass?
Piratin be bout more than just sailin, bunkin, an guardin treasure! Ai, we won a dangerous fite jes the ofur day. Ai single-pawed took out 3 meese an a bear! Arrrrrr! Nefur turn yur back on them Canadian meese.
Aye, twas quite a brawl, but in the end, ai saved me pirate booty!