Mom, we needs to talk. Is you listenin?
How bout now?
Tell me, "Mom", what's wrong wif dis pictor?
Dat's an empty FOOD DISH. Dat's MY food dish, an it's EMPTY.
No, it don't matter dat I can eat Nina's food. MY food is GONED. MY DISH. EMPTY.
Do somefing. NOW.
AAaaaauuuuggghh! Victor, please don't ever show an empty bowl again. It's just too awful. We cannot imagine your anguish.
ReplyDeleteWHAT?! AN EMPTY FOOD DISH?!!! HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE?
ReplyDeleteWe're feeling faint from hunger just looking at that!
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::CRASH::
uh oh, Sammy, Miles and Billy just screamed and hit the floor. that's TRAMAJIK!!!!
That is a major crime - have you contacted the empty bowl police unit yet.
ReplyDeleteYou have separate bowls? That's easy to fix. Just switch the bowls around and then Nina's is your bowl and you can then eat your food. No, you're right, that's too much work. Moooooooom, Victor's starving.
ReplyDeleteYour human is breaking some serious cat rules here!
ReplyDeleteNoooo! Not an empty dish! That is the scariest picture we've seen all day.
ReplyDeleteOh dear! I never like to see the bottom of my food dish - if I can see any silver from the bowl I start crying right away - just in case Mum forgets and it gets any lower.
ReplyDeleteI think you need to do something bad to get your Mum's attention - thats what I recommend!
Victor, we hope your mom is listening to you because that is TOTALLY unacceptable behavior on her part. No food bowl should EVER be empty!!
ReplyDeleteThat's so, so sad...
ReplyDeleteWEmpty dishes are allus wrong. We hope that gets fixed.
ReplyDeleteOh, and we thought that was an empty water dish. Silly us!
ReplyDeleteWhat ??? and empty bowl, that's a crime ! We will sign a petition for you against your mom for neglect ! Poor you ! it's a miracle that you don't look like a skeleton yet !
ReplyDeleteThis is a definite violation of the CBA (cat bargaining agreement).
ReplyDeleteContact your Union steward and file a greivance.
Or live a stinky gift on something.
Both are valid options.
What, no service at the 'drive up window'?...
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