Friday, January 08, 2010

OH HALP - MONSTERS!

OMC OMC OMC der is a bunch of MONSTERS outside in da street! They is furry noisy an has bright yellow flashin eyes! They's tearin up da street! Sumtimes it's "bang, bang, bang" an sumtimes it's "rumble rumble rumble". But worstest was when INSIDE MY HOWSE went "gurgle, glug, gurgle, glug!"

See how b'annoyed I is?

Stop B'annoyin Me!

Oh, but Victor, Mom and Dad don't seem worried about the noise. It's all outside so I'm going to stay here where it's safe. If it gets worse, I can always hide downstairs or under the bed.  ::purr purr purr::

Resting Kitty

Dat's fine fur you, Nina, but as howsehold Mancat, I has a duty to purrtect us all! I's keepin my eyes on them noisy, flashin monsters, efun if they does say 'CAT' on da side. Mancat on dooty!

UPDATE: Is worser than I thot! They don't say CAT, they say DEERE! An you noes we all has to look out fur vishus deer! They's goned now, but I's not fooled. I's still watchin outside so dey don't sneak back when we's sleepin. I'll stay awake all nite if I haz... if I haz... zzzzzzzzzz

24 comments:

  1. Yikes!! We hate when the monsters come! We hope yours are gone soon!

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  2. We don't like those monsters either. Try to rest and take a nap...maybe they'll be gone when you get up!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  3. Oh no Monsters are awful! We hope they don't try and get in the house! But we know you would defend the house Victor, because you are a great mancat and you would take care of them! I bet they know you are there and won't even try to get in!!

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  4. omg what kind of monster is that!?

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  5. Sounds like the monsters I had at the end of our drive last May. Something sprung a leak under the ground and they have to find it.

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  6. There's a big huge VISCIOUS DEERE OUT THERE?!!!

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  7. Well, yoo go ahead and sleep Victor. We just know if dey come back yoo'll hear dem monsters.

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  8. Those monsters sounds scary. Some monsters have moved into the house nextdoor to us. They bang on the walls and growl all day!

    (nextdoor is having work done - mum)

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  9. Yikes! Yellow flashing eyes you say? That is scary. Are they yellow cats and green vishus deere? Once we thought dad had been eaten by a green Deere cus we could seem him in it's innards, but he managed to escape by night time. Be extra vigilant!

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  10. Anything that makes loud noises is extra-super scairty!

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  11. That sounds very scary Victor. Good thing you were there to protect your family. We hate loud noises too.

    Purrs

    Gypsy & Tasha

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  12. Yoo do looks furry b'nnoyed. I's glad yoo could purrtekt yore fambly. or else ewwwww
    Purrrrrrrs,
    Sanjee

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  13. "Oh My" that sounds very scary.Stay inside where you'll be safe.

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  14. You should have your humans order those monsters to stop being so annoying and noisy. That is humans' job, after all, to take care of things like that.

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  15. I would just hide under the bed and let the people fend for themselves... Don't we keep them around to STOP noises like that???

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  16. Sounds very scary. What kind of monster was that.

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  17. We see you wrote this on friday and now its sunday victor and we hope all is better by now!
    We hope your beans have water too, that glurgle glug you heard didn't sound too good.
    You are brave and manly for taking care of your family!

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  18. Oh, Victor ... You are so brave! Our monsters say "Waste Management" an' "Recycling" on 'em an' they are LOUD an' make screeeeeetchy noises!
    DMM

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  19. Vishus deer machines??? IN YOUR STREET???? Take care, dudes.

    And thanks SO MUCH for my secret paws gifts! They are so awesome. Sorry I haven't posted about them yet, blogging is very tough with a babybean... ugh!

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  20. I recommend joining Nina under the bed. You can perform your Mancatly duties from there.

    George

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  21. Good job, Victor! Glad to see you are so alert and on the ... on the .... zzzzzzzz.

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