OMC OMC OMC der is a bunch of MONSTERS outside in da street! They is furry noisy an has bright yellow flashin eyes! They's tearin up da street! Sumtimes it's "bang, bang, bang" an sumtimes it's "rumble rumble rumble". But worstest was when INSIDE MY HOWSE went "gurgle, glug, gurgle, glug!"
See how b'annoyed I is?
Oh, but Victor, Mom and Dad don't seem worried about the noise. It's all outside so I'm going to stay here where it's safe. If it gets worse, I can always hide downstairs or under the bed. ::purr purr purr::
Dat's fine fur you, Nina, but as howsehold Mancat, I has a duty to purrtect us all! I's keepin my eyes on them noisy, flashin monsters, efun if they does say 'CAT' on da side. Mancat on dooty!
UPDATE: Is worser than I thot! They don't say CAT, they say DEERE! An you noes we all has to look out fur vishus deer! They's goned now, but I's not fooled. I's still watchin outside so dey don't sneak back when we's sleepin. I'll stay awake all nite if I haz... if I haz... zzzzzzzzzz