Mearrrrrr! Ahoy, tis I, Villanious Victor Rackofham! Avast, ye landlubbers! Hand ofur da treasure or we'll make you walk da plank! ::spin::
What tis THIS? Gold dabloons? I demand TREASURE!
Ah, that be more like it, matey! The last scurvy dog who laid a paw on me treasure, well, him went to Davey Jones' Locker.
An what mews of me first mate, Notorious Nina Redclaws? No bacteriarrrrrr can keep a good, er, bad pirate down fur long! We made port an found us a healer what noes the magic voodoo of Aunty Biotics. A drop of mojo in 'er ear twice a day an she'll be floggin yon lazy wenches again in no time atoll. Arrrr!