I's so acited! ::spin::
It's finally Fursday! ::spin::
We's startin da Hams of da Werld Toor in Furginia! ::spin::
Furst, we eat at Auntie Deb's, den we eat at Smif field Hams, an den we eat da Wiener Mobile.
Oh, Victor, we're riding in the Wiener Mobile, but not eating it! Are you sure it's ok for Sammy Meezer to drive? Just look at all the furiends coming on the tour!
Acorse Sammy can drive! Him's a spearienced racecat driver! Drivin da Wiener Mobile is meezer-play affer dat!
Oh, don't forget! Tomorrow the tour will go to Mr. Hendrix's to visit Porkopolis and then come HERE to see the Oscar Mayer plant! ::lick lick lick:: Do I look ok? I want to look my best when we visit all these places.
Nina, ham don't care whatchu look like when you eats it. But yea, yur lookin good. Hai, wait fur me! You can'ts drive off wifout da guide!
Don't forget, we're also trying to raise some money for a cat blogger in need and a Catifornia shelter that has been extra helpful with the recent wildfires. Mom's been doing strange things at night with fabric, string, a machine, cotton, and nip. Then she tosses the things at us to see if we like them. Victor, what do YOU think?
Well, da first one had lotsa nip but ain't too interestin to play wif. She says it's a "ham" but it don't look rite. Da second one looked more ham-like... if you closeded one eye an lookied at it upside down, but no nip. I fink she kneeds to try agin.
You have to pounce the Meezers' blog if you want to purchase a nip "ham". Oh, I hope Mom figures out the right pattern soon! You can buy hams without going on tour and you can tour without buying hams, but bestest is to do both!