I done the "Victor needs" meme in Google, an here's sum hits. Unfortunately, der's a Victor on "The Young an the Restless" who needs lotsa fings an he was most of my hits.
1 Victor Needs a Ride - What? NO! No vet, no clippy claws!
2 Why Y&R's Victor needs to leave...PRONTO! - Cuz I's Victor ::spin:: Can he spin?
3 Victor needs imaginative thinking, compromise to court the other side - I fink dis means Nina. Or da bug flyin bout.
4 Victor Needs to Attend Party for Restless Style - Pawty? Kewl!
5 Victor needs help installing Rubygems on ubuntu 6.06 - Uh, what? Can I trade Rubygems for treats?
6 Our brother Victor needs prayer - Oh, fank you. It's so tuff bein a cat sumtimes.
7 Mr. Victor needs practice - Mr. Victor? Why so formal alla sudden?
8 Victor needs to just put 'I TOLD YOU SO' on his X-mas cards this year! - Dat wouldn't be furry nice. Do I has to?
9 Victor needs Caroline - Um, da only Caroline I can fink of is William's sisfur. I know! I need her furiendship! Purr, purr.
10 Victor needs help compiling emacs from source on unbuntu 6.06 - Victor needs help translatin dis answer!
Wul, Nina an I is mostly gettin along, an I's lettin her go potty an shtuff, but I musta done sumfing wrong cuz, wul... I just wanna play!