Sunday, August 17, 2008
My name is Victor. I's 3.5 years old. I useda haf a sisfur named Bonnie. She was kinda mean, but I was used to her. She grumbled an complained lots an didn't want me gettin near her, but she nefur hurted me. It was fun to chase her up an down the hallway. Bonnie wented away many naps ago an didn't come back. She wasn't feelin good but hided it. Boy, did she give me a whap on the nose to amember her by! Efun tho I miss Bonnie, it's been kinda nice to be the only cat an get all the lovin an snugglin. Dat's why I's not sure what to do rite now.
See, my beans bringed home an Evil Introoder Kitty an put her in the big litterbox room. She's orinj an black an gray an stripey an so small, she's maybe half my size! She's all set up in der wif efurryfing she needs an so far, she don't wanna come out. Dat's fine by me.
Since I's a pretty nice guy, Mom letted me go in an say hi. Dat little girl kitty purred at me! Or shmaybe she was purrin at Mom. My MOM! I don't know what to do wif a girl who purrs insteada growlin. Since she hasn't tried to whap me, I just keep sniffin an smellin efurryfing she's touched, but I don't go near HER. I eated sum of her food, too, just to make sure it's no better than mine.
I's confused. When da door is closed, fings are like normal, but my beans keep goin in der an den I feel funny. I mean, it's my territory, but she's kinda an ok kitty. An they's my beans, but she seems lonely. What should I do?
PS She'd better amember, dis blog is my territory, too.