Deer Tabby,
My name is Victor. I's 3.5 years old. I useda haf a sisfur named Bonnie. She was kinda mean, but I was used to her. She grumbled an complained lots an didn't want me gettin near her, but she nefur hurted me. It was fun to chase her up an down the hallway. Bonnie wented away many naps ago an didn't come back. She wasn't feelin good but hided it. Boy, did she give me a whap on the nose to amember her by! Efun tho I miss Bonnie, it's been kinda nice to be the only cat an get all the lovin an snugglin. Dat's why I's not sure what to do rite now.
See, my beans bringed home an Evil Introoder Kitty an put her in the big litterbox room. She's orinj an black an gray an stripey an so small, she's maybe half my size! She's all set up in der wif efurryfing she needs an so far, she don't wanna come out. Dat's fine by me.
Since I's a pretty nice guy, Mom letted me go in an say hi. Dat little girl kitty purred at me! Or shmaybe she was purrin at Mom. My MOM! I don't know what to do wif a girl who purrs insteada growlin. Since she hasn't tried to whap me, I just keep sniffin an smellin efurryfing she's touched, but I don't go near HER. I eated sum of her food, too, just to make sure it's no better than mine.
I's confused. When da door is closed, fings are like normal, but my beans keep goin in der an den I feel funny. I mean, it's my territory, but she's kinda an ok kitty. An they's my beans, but she seems lonely. What should I do?
Purrs,
Victor Tabbycat
PS She'd better amember, dis blog is my territory, too.
Oh she purred at you! Maybe she likes you Victor!
ReplyDeleteVictor,
ReplyDeleteYour days are numbered.
Tabby
Doood...take it from me, you're doomed. You might as well accept her, since she didn't seem mean or anything. Though I'm still open to a swap. Do you think our Peoples will notice if we trade siblings? My people like Buddah, though I can't figure out why. I think you would have lots of fun with him, though...
ReplyDeleteOh Victor...she purred at yoo! We can unnerstand why yoo is confoozed...after Bonnie yoo prolly egzpect dat all gerl kitties is growly monsters. If she is a young kitty gerl maybe yoo can make her yoor frend, if she is an older kitty gerl maybe yoo can make her yoor frend...hehehe
ReplyDeleteGive the friendly thing a try. She probably is lonely in that room all by herself. Usually kitties are...except Max. He doesn't wanna come out of his lonely room at all. (our Max - the one in the bedroom)
ReplyDeleteOah My~!!!
ReplyDeleteSounds very exciting!!
Victor Dude,
ReplyDeleteyou're better off then we are. Your girl kitty is purrinjg at you, our is hissing an whapping when we get near... Naybe we should trade girl kitties? *snickers*
purrrs,
Kashim&Othello
No wonder you are confused, Victor. All you've known from another kitty was hissing and whapping and now an intruder kitty comes along and purrs at you. It sounds like it might be fun to me. Just think, another kitty you could actually play with.
ReplyDeleteI think your new sister sounds like a weely nice kitty. I mean, she purred at you. Hey, capatalise on it buddy.
ReplyDeleteI think that this is wonderful! If she purred at you, maybe you two can be buddies, it might be fun!
ReplyDeleteI am so happy for her too!
Smooches!
oh Victor, maybe she will be your furriend and you can play lots of fun games wif her like THoE
ReplyDeleteVictor, bud, maybe she'll be fun to play with like Miles n Sammy said. THoE is always more fun with a competitor. Maybe you can teach her to spin too.
ReplyDeletePurrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi
Oh Victor, she sounds like she likes you! You should give her a chance. You two could have so much fun together!!
ReplyDeleteOh Victor that is so cool you has a new baby sister!
ReplyDeleteSisters are so much fun, I look after mine all the time and get her into trouble, but she is an older sister.
You should take her under your wing Victor and teach her the rules of the house, you is the boss when Momma and dadda aren't their :)
And mega congrats to your momma and dadda on their new furry baby :)))
I'm sure if you show her the ropes it'll work out OK. I've had my share of invaders after being the only kitty in the house, and for the most part it seems to work out.
ReplyDelete--Jasper
Don't you worry Victor - she's girl kitty, she'll growl at you sooner or later. Maybe that purrin' was to get you off your game - Pearl tries that then whaps me one! Keep your guard up dood!
ReplyDeleteBert
P.S. Pearl and Mommy are doing the happy dance and can't wait to see some baby torbie pictures!!
Victor, a new girl kitty! Maybe bonnie sent her and that's why she caught your momma's eye...because it was meant to be.
ReplyDeleteYou'll soon be able to show her around the house and we bet she will cuddle you and look up to you since you'll be her big brother.
Oh Victor, a ladycat who purrs at you instead of growling? I think this may be the purrfect chance to have a sweet sister to play with! It may be hard to share the parents at first, but I think you can get used to it and give it a try . . . go ahead and make friends with her, is what I say! Maybe she'll even rassle with you!
ReplyDeleteHey, Victor...why not give it a try and see how it goes with this new girl cat? She may turn out okay (sounds like it so far) and she may be a pretty good playmate for you!
ReplyDeleteWally, Ernie & Zoey
Oh she sounds very nice! But just remember that Bonnie is always watching you ready to whap you if you ever forget her!
ReplyDeleteChase
Hey! She might be friendly since she purred when you went in the room! Hang in there dude. You might actually like her!
ReplyDeleteLuf, Us
Oh, Victor Tabbycat, I betz u be happy wiff a kitty kat to playz wiff. Sometimez I wishez I haz a kitty kat libbin wiff me to playz wiff. Den sometimez I iz happy dat I dunt. OK?
ReplyDeleteKC said...
ReplyDeleteO, Victor, furrst, i finks you's already likes Nina.
Sekond, about yours bloggie, take a look at it, okay? Sumfings been changed... it says Victor AND Nina now.
Thurd, i finks you's gonna haf so much fun wif Nina, it's gonna be like me an mine brofurs an sisfurs. We snuggle an play an we's always there fur each other. it's not always purr-fect, but 98% of tha time, it is.
Love an purrs,
KC
pee ess: a torbie? that sounds kool.
Hi Victor,
ReplyDeleteFace it, you're gonna be charmed.
I think you'll make a great big brother.
~Not The Mama
Victor,
At least your beans put the intruder in another room. Here, we just get INVADED. I got so upset I even growled at Daphne!
My condolences to your loss of being the center of the known universe,
~ Chloe
Vic,
Dude, you are screwed.
~ Daphne
I think she's going to be a very good friend to you, Victor :-)
ReplyDeleteWe think you're gonna like your new sister. THoE, snuggling, someone to blame when you get in trouble ... think of the possibilities!
ReplyDeleteWell Victor,Nina is pretty cute :)
ReplyDeleteSo far she has not whapped you so that has to be good .
May as well get used to her. Once girls come along, we Mancats have no choice ;)
Purrs Mickey
Victor, it is a little bit confusing. But I think she sounds very, very sweet! And maybe you will learn to love her! And play together!
ReplyDeleteDear victor,
ReplyDeletelet me tell you i have a simmler problem. See I used to live with this old grouch cat named mu shue. He did lots of nice things for me lik drag out of a smokey apt. He was sick he used to be sick all the time that made my mama sad. She leaked and leaked lot that made me sad. One day Mama took Lilly Lu and Him to the vet and came back wiff lilly but not him sthen grandpa came to vist and she was crying he never came back. I was furry sad at frist i used cry long long crys. The door was closed on night and i wanted to meet him he would just back of and would not get made if i chaced him. Mu shue been gone almost 30 full days I love Maxie and I miss Mu shue. I under stand were you cometing from so if you need to me come talk to us
Iris
Dear victor,
ReplyDeletelet me tell you i have a simmler problem. See I used to live with this old grouch cat named mu shue. He did lots of nice things for me lik drag out of a smokey apt. He was sick he used to be sick all the time that made my mama sad. She leaked and leaked lot that made me sad. One day Mama took Lilly Lu and Him to the vet and came back wiff lilly but not him sthen grandpa came to vist and she was crying he never came back. I was furry sad at frist i used cry long long crys. The door was closed on night and i wanted to meet him he would just back of and would not get made if i chaced him. Mu shue been gone almost 30 full days I love Maxie and I miss Mu shue. I under stand were you cometing from so if you need to me come talk to us
Iris
Victor, most girls will be pretty nice if you give them a chance, especially if they are the ones invading your territory and not the other way around. It also helps if they are pretty young when you get there. We hope you and Nina get along so that you can start having nap piles and playing together.
ReplyDeleteTiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Victor, I think a tiny kitten should be okay. Just keep being a sweet boy and never forget your mom loves you the best
ReplyDeleteOh Victor, she likes you! Maybe you will get a sisfur that will play with you. Try to be a good big brofur to Nina!
ReplyDeleteHey at least you now have top billing on the blog!
As a fellow lady cat I can assure you we are not all whappy and hissy. I think the new one is just shy. You do need to lay down the laws though.
ReplyDeleteOh uh, I just saw someone changed your blog header. I see a double posting situation already.
A purring sister is way better than the alternative - they're way easier to whap. heh heh
ReplyDeleteEG
Victor, I feel for you, dude. This has happened to me three times!
ReplyDeleteBut, on the other paw, it all turned out. Good luck!
Dear Victor,
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's ok, I mean she's purring at you, not whapping you.
I thinks you are quite the gentleman to step up and introduce yourself. Maybe she needs you to show her the ropes..........(I am seventeen, going on eighteen, I'llll, take carrrrrrrrrrrre, of you!) Step up, dude!
Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress
ok.... the pet human chimed in as well, sheesh!
Purring is a very good sign, Victor! You'll probably love her!
ReplyDeleteVictor you are so funny!!
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