Sum nites, my mom stays up late at the puter. An the puter is in the puter room, where Bonnie stays. Bonnie doesn't like me comin into the puter room too much, so when I wants Mom to stop wif the puter an come to bed, here's what I say.
"Mom, it's late. Let's get to bed."
"Mom, go to bed NOW."
"Please, please come rub my belly so we can get to bed?"