let the cat out of the bag......so to speak.
It's Mom's PURRTHDAY today!
She gotted sum new clothes fur us to lie on that camed wif tissue paper an ribbons fur us to play wif! Isn't that nice? An Mr. Boss tooked her out to lunch, but she didn't bring us any. An Dad made a nice dinner efurryone liked wif meat an she shared her meat wif me (Bonnie wasn't round or she'da got some too I bet).
And Dad an the boy gaf Mom this book that's not aposed to fall into human hands, but I guess since it's, you know, MOM, an not just any human, it's ok. See the book marker? It's a gold kitty an Mom can wear it if she wants.
The Catkins Diet
Bonnie an I are gonna study this book when Mom's not around cuz it's all bout gettin more meat from humans.
So Happy Purrthday to mine Mom, the bestest in the whole world. An Happy be-lated Purrthday to Kaze, Latte, an Chase's mom! Fanks to all our furiends who already camed by an wished Mom a Happy Purrthday. I fink if she was a cat, she'd be purring.