Victor: Why's Mom mad at the puter, Bonnie?
Bonnie: Cuz she tried sumfing wif the blog an it's not werkin.
Victor: She BROKED our BLOGGIE???
Bonnie: No, it's not broked, I mean broken, sumfing she tried just didn't werk right.
Victor: Why'd Mom brake our bloggie?
Bonnie: It's NOT BROKEN! Look, she wanted to try Haloscan, but it sorta hid our old comments.
Victor: Why'd she wanna hide our old comments? I like what our furiends say.
Bonnie: She wasn't trying to hide our old comments.
Victor: Then why'd she try hailin... scanin... that fing on our bloggie?
Bonnie: I'm not sure. I fink it had to do wif followin tracks... trackbacks? An lotsa ofur cats use it. But it's easier wif a new bloggie an ours isn't new.
Victor: If she wants to follow cat tracks, I know where the boy's paints are.
Bonnie: Hmmm. No, not that kind of tracks. And not train tracks, eifur. Don't efun go there - you KNOW you've been climbin on my man's layout.
Victor: Um, wul... anyway, if this blog hailin scanin trackin fing made our bloggie broked, why doesn't she, um... get rid of it?
Bonnie: Good idea. I'll ORDER her to remove the Haloscan code from the template and put fings back the way they was.
Victor: Just ask her to fix it. Mom, I fink you owe us extra treats an stuff fur this.
Mom: I know, I know, you want your blog fixed. Nothing wrong with Haloscan, but it doesn't play nicely with Blogger. So I'm removing it and all the old comments are back. And Victor? Stay off the layout.
Charcoalie: Excuse me, but about the treats...
Mom: Don't these two piggies get enough treats already?
Charcoalie: Exactly. In fact, I think the boy might know something about a certain cat paw, a certain kitchen cupboard, and a certain spilled bag of Temptations this morning... while you were in the shower.