Monday, May 23, 2011

Further Explanation

Oh, Mom says she was just pet-sitting those orange and buff girl kitties. The orange one is Meelo and the buff one is Lowme, and Mom was taking care of them while their mom was away. Moms shouldn't go away. And moms shouldn't take care of other kitties. At least, not without purrmission. 

Mom says Meelo is friendly and wanted to sit in her lap (Victor's lap). She had the boy "love on her" so Mom could take care of the food and litter. I guess having plenty of food and a clean litter box while your mom is away is good. Mom also says Lowme has "cattitude" and hissed and growled at her a lot. She said it was a little like Bonnie. Even Lowme got lonely and wanted a little petting from Mom, but not too much.

Mom says she tried giving them some treats but someone (Lowme?) yakked them up, so she brought the treats back to us. She also gave them some new toys, different from their old ones, to see if they'd play more. Well, someone tore one of the toys apart, ate the pieces, and yakked them up (Lowme). So Mom took that toy and threw it away. At least she didn't take them one of my red dots! I'm gonna catch that dot one of these days, I just know it!

Mom told us all this while Victor was in her lap, making it smell right again, and I was listening over her shoulder. She says we're still her special kitties and Lowme and Meelo aren't trying to adopt her. They never had catnip before (what kind of Mom never gave her kitties catnip?!?!) and Meelo especially likes the wand toy "we" gave her. Hmmm. I guess sharing our Mom for a few days is ok. What? Two weeks? Oh dear, that's a long time.


Sunday, May 22, 2011

Remembering...

On May 22, 2008, our lives changed furever.
We'll nefur furget you Bonnie (I fink I still have a scar on my nose).
Click below to see a slideshow of pictors of Bonnie (and some of our boy, Mom an Dad, and efun ME).

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Mom's Explanation

Nina, do you believe Mom's explanation?

Oh, Victor, why would she lie?

Wul, yeah, but why didn't she tell us sooner?

Maybe she didn't want you to be jealous.

Me, jealous? Of Mom feeding kitties that aren't us? Of Mom playing with kitties that aren't us? Why would I be jealous? Mom's just sitting those kitties.

Oh, Victor, weren't you worried about the Temptations that disappeared, and the catnip, and the wand toy? And the new toys in her bag that... that... she didn't give to US?? You don't mind her playing with them, petting them, even making a LAP for them?

Nah, I wasn't worried. The Temptations came back, we haf plenty more catnip, and we were tired of that wand toy ::yawn::. She gave us a couple new toys, just not alla them. We'll probably get the others later. Stop worrying.

Victor, I think you should see something. Something on Mom's camera. It's... it's an orange kitty!
Little Lady Milo

And the next picture... she's a floofy buff kitty!
Lovely but Dangerous Lomi

What?!?!! She's takin PICTORS of them? An posting them on Flickr for comments?!? Next she'll put them on our blog! MOM'S CHEATING ON US!!!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

More Suspicious Behavior by the Day

Ohai, it's me, Nina. Victor has been so worried about what Mom's doing after work, he keeps chasing me even when I don't want to wrestle. And making me give him the best sleeping spots. But that's ok, I don't mind letting him think he's in charge, hah hah.

I'm sure it's nothing, but I'm getting a little worried, too. Don't tell Victor, but I found an orange cat hair on Mom's collar tonight... and it's NOT MINE! 

Also, Mom took the boy out for awhile. They came back smelling like pizza, but also, now the boy smells like those girl kitties, too! Dad was gone overnight, but he didn't smell like kitties when he got back. At least we can trust him ::purr purr purr::

If we don't get an explanation soon, I'll be a basket case!

A Tisket, a Tasket...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Somefing Fishy is Goin On...

Ohai! Amember when I said Mom came home late wif cheezburger an smellin of strange girl kitties?

Wul, it happened AGAIN! Diffrint cheezburger, but same Mom and SAME GIRL KITTIES!!! I don't know what is goin on! Comin in late, smellin of girl kitties, tryin to hide it behind cheezburgers... 

I checked our inventory of Temptations, and, and... THERE'S A BAG MISSING! We're missing a whole bag of Temptations! What does this mean? What's Mom doing?? What am I gonna do???

Cat Burglar (photo series)

(dis an old pictor, but you get teh idear. A cat's gotta keep an eye on his treats, right?)

Sunday, May 15, 2011

I'm gettin suspicious!

Ohai, furiends! Somefing suspicious is goin on. Maybe u can help me figger out what's up wif Mom (my Mom. MINE).

Sumtimes she hunts at werk til really late. Then she comes home tired an I give her extra lap time. But one nite she camed home tired an eatin a cheezburger! Wul, I asked agin and agin, I can has cheezburger? But her didn't gif me any. She said, "not for kitteh." Ha! Since when is cheezburger no can haz?

Wul, I admit I was distracted, but then, underneeth the smell of cheezburger, I smelled somefing else. It was pretty faint, but I smelled... STRANGE GIRL KITTY!!!

What is goin on? Did Mom meet an pet a strange kitteh? I know she talks to the store kitties at Mad Cat and pets any adoptables she can, but that's on teh weekends, not affer werk. I fink I need to stay alert. No letting cheezburgers distract me from Mom's activities, no sir!

What, Who, Me?